Wordplay games to foster creativity and community.
OneUpMe.com is a community of creative thinkers who come together every day to play wordplay games. Every weekday, new topics are posted in a variety of games and players attempt to "one-up" each other in the cleverness of their responses. To get to know the site a bit more, check out the Archive to see some of the past games. Then check out the Forum to see the latest conversations.
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Archive
- Karl H
See All →Whenever I go camping, I always remember to bring...
My rottweiler who fends off riffraff
- Jack P
See All →Are you really going to title your cookbook...
England's Six Actually Tolerable Meals
- Hilary G
See All →I'm shocked that you use vegetable oil to ...
turn on that elderly woman in London
- Hilary G
See All →I think it is strange that they're having their wedding ceremony in ...
a Denny's while men and ladies dine
- Joe C
See All →It's driving me crazy! Please stop...
Littering my Facebook with those stupid thoughts
- Wayne T
See All →I only use Twitter for emergencies like when I need to tell people...
Mr. Rogers smoked pot everyday with puppets
- Pamela H
See All →My new game is called Twampo. To play it, you'll need...
Geek skills, kick back attitude, daddy's money.
- T W Scott M
See All →Yes, I think you're a butthole because you...
simultaneously chat on mobile while driving
- Erin R
See All →I can't believe that you'd tell Mom that I ...
Happily burn killer pot every Thursday!
- JoAnna S
See All →I think the reason that your daughter is 45 and single is because...
she resembles a fat Serbian boy
- John F
See All →I swear that the puffy clouds look just like a ...
gargoyle that doesn't have any legs
- Hilary G
See All →When I snap my fingers, my husband knows that I want him to...
grill filet mignon and saute lobster tails
- Julie S
See All →I'm embarrassed that my parrot won't stop saying...
Again! Do it again! Harder though!
- Beau S
See All →Serving coffee is my dream job. I bet they'd let me...
Put marijuana drops in the espresso mix
- Jeremy H
See All →My friend, the sitcom writer, has a new idea. It's a show about ...
Three gay police officers finding romance
- Jeremy H
See All →I bet the most interesting thing about working in an art gallery is ...
sipping Pinot while generally neglecting patrons
- John F
See All →I heard that you filed for divorce. Now, I can finally tell you that your wife was ...
modeling panties while the boys drooled
- Hilary G
See All →When I was in school, they made us ...
write lengthy, tedious reports, then do calisthenics
- Melinda S
See All →If I were president, I'd make a law that ...
beers are free on Tuesdays and Thursdays
- Jeremy H
See All →The weather is so beautiful outside. I think that I'll ...
cancel the driver and walk today.
- Pamela H
See All →I want to live to be 100 because I want...
More time spent drinking and being eccentric!
- Angel E
See All →I made poison apples. I'm going to give one to that...
stupid Chihuahua, Fifi, that always growls
- Greg O
See All →My goal for this weekend is to ...
Host Passover again serving Manischewitz wine
- Jeremy H
See All →Do you understand why the burglar only stole...
my new contacts and the saline
- Elizabeth A
See All →This Spring, I'm going to finally ...
hang ten enjoying southern California ocean.
- Rachel T
See All →My wife insists that it isn't cheating if ...
it happened abroad, Madrid's fantastically romantic!
- Hilary G
See All →I'm scared of teenagers because they...
think sexual abstinence means withholding foreplay
- Donna G
See All →People know that I'm from Canada because ...
I dominate men's skating while pouring Labatt's.
- Kathy R
See All →It's a little dramatic to break a window just because...
those people left their yippy schnauzers barking
- Wayne T
See All →I can't believe that I just got screamed at for ...
Portraying Mother Teresa in a provocative form.
- Hilary G
See All →We enjoy traveling in Europe because...
waiters in Belgium fawn over divorced chicks
