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OneUpMe.com is a community of creative thinkers who come together every day to play wordplay games. Every weekday, new topics are posted in a variety of games and players attempt to "one-up" each other in the cleverness of their responses. To get to know the site a bit more, check out the Archive to see some of the past games. Then check out the Forum to see the latest conversations.
DickUpMe
Hosted by Jack P
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Jack P posted a new topic to DickUpMe About This Game
My dick is like mouthwash:
e.g. blah blah blah in my mouth blah
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William B posted a new topic to DickUpMe About This Game
My Dick is like Snubclub
e.g. Now that it's out you're going to have to deal with it.
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Vincent M posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida: Pretty damn long
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Christopher H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Online Mentor Teacher at racine unified in Racine, WisconsinWasn't it supposed to be "In the Garden of Eden" before the LSD took effect...?
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Vincent M ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Jersey City, New Jerseyhttp://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=1388
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly Songfacts
http://www.songfacts.com/detail.php?id=1388In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly song meaning, lyric interpretation, video and chart position
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Dave M posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like a car alarm: keeps waking me up at night
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Dave M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Pink Flamingo Landscaping (Contractor) in San Diego, CaliforniaA little nudge or two usually sets it off.
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Dave M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Pink Flamingo Landscaping (Contractor) in San Diego, CaliforniaIt usually gives a couple of small warnings before it blasts.
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Dave M posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My Dick is like a Finger: Points the way when I am excited
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Dave M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Pink Flamingo Landscaping (Contractor) in San Diego, CaliforniaI'm hoping my proctologist really does know the difference.
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Dave M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Pink Flamingo Landscaping (Contractor) in San Diego, CaliforniaBoth are funny if you stick them in someone's ear.
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Brent S posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like beer: slugs are attracted to it
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Melinda S posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like a sandbox: all the pussies love it
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JoAnna S ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Weichert Realtors (Realtor Associate) in Manalapan, New Jerseytends to rub people the wrong way
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JoAnna S ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Weichert Realtors (Realtor Associate) in Manalapan, New Jerseywith a little imagination it can keep you busy for hours
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Melinda S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in North Volney, New Yorkmakes a mess
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JoAnna S posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My Dick is like a toothpick: used it to keep my breasts together
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Dave M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Pink Flamingo Landscaping (Contractor) in San Diego, CaliforniaA lot of people think it is a little prick.
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Chris L ·
Pi, duh. · Worked at Rowan University (Associate Professor) in Pitman, New JerseyOften goes well with a cocktail, especially a highball.
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Melinda S posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like a paperclip:
Sometimes it comes in cool colors!The game is closed now. -
Jacobee B posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like a pimple: F**cked me on prom night.
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Brent S posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like a table cloth: my wife only uses it on special occasions
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Jacobee B posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like a litter box:
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Donna G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Sandoz Nutrition (Account Manager) in Cary, North Carolinathat is not self cleaning enough, Kev.
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JoAnna S ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Weichert Realtors (Realtor Associate) in Manalapan, New Jerseythings will get ugly fast if you ignore it for too long
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Jacobee B posted a new topic to DickUpMe
My dick is like a helmet: careful, it might go pith on you
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Melissa G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Medical Editor & Copywriter at Freelance in Brooklyn, New York
Gave me a tingly sensation when it touched me "down there."
2 days agoJack P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in New York, New York
after use, wait a half hour before eating
2 days ago