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Questions
Hosted by Eric F
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Vincent M posted a new topic to Questions About This Game
Bad joke game
e.g. What do you call someone who shovels cement with a pitchfork? A MOTAR FORKER
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Vincent M posted a new topic to Questions About This Game
The OneUpMe Movie. What actor will play who?
e.g. Steve Martin as Steve Jaffe
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Melissa G posted a new topic to Questions
Taking on Chris L's Challenge (whoo, it's a hard one). Who are your current celebrity crushes?
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Brent S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Paris, TennesseeAubrey Plaza. No pic on phone sorry
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Laurie B ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Paradise, Californiahttp://jerseyal.com/GBP/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/aaron-rodgers-1.jpg
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Brad M posted a new topic to Questions
When you're coming up with Analogy (or other game) ideas, do you picture some sort of setting where you use your analogy? I usually picture myself telling the analogy to someone at a bar.
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Donna G posted a new topic to Questions
I always have music on whether it's in my car, at home, during exercise etc. What song are you listening to right now?
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Conor D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Corkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-Gljs8Y3Q8&ob=av2e
Snow Patrol - This Isn't Everything You Are - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-Gljs8Y3Q8&ob=av2eThe new single taken from the forthcoming album 'Fallen Empires'. Buy it now now at Amazon (http://smarturl.it/FallenEmpiresAmazon) and iTunes (http://smartu...
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Maria N ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Keeping it Real in Chandler, Arizonahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Iapqgekl3I&feature=related
Mariza - Rosa Branca - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Iapqgekl3I&feature=relatedNew video clip of Mariza. Rosa Branca is the single of the new album Terra.
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Michele L posted a new topic to Questions
What is it about OUM that keeps you playing and coming back for more? :-)
For me: It's about having "little moments" during the day..... little moments of creativity, joy, camaraderie (sp),...that little moment when you feel you really connect with someone...that little (big) moments when you see another perspective or learn something valuable about...See more-
Carol F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Chocolatier at Carols Creative Chocolatez LLCyes, absolutely...the genital jokes keep me cumming (sp?) back...i mean COMING back...i mean...well,....actually....I need the humor; it's great therapy!
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Nikolina ? ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Novi Sad, Serbiathe creativity, the way people's mind work, the way they (you) think, great posts, voting, improving my language skills, connecting people.
and genital jokes. and steve k.
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Cyn S posted a new topic to Questions
Answer me this OUM fellows...What one thing do you miss most from or of your childhood? Why?
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Francine L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Madison, ConnecticutAmong so many things, I miss being able to do a cartwheel and winning at hopscotch (loved drawing it out with chalk on the sidewalk). I am going to have to work on that and impress my grandsons!!!
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Megan P ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Washington, UtahHaving my brothers and sisters around.We didn't have T.V. or often power so we walked all over town and to the river.We made up tons of games and read every night.I miss this now because after living out of the country I see to speed of life with technology, and get the point my parents were making by...See more
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Natasha F posted a new topic to Questions
Boobs or Butt?
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Kevin R ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Recently released for good behavior in Pleasantville, New York@Natasha : .That's the problem with us men and never asking for directions.
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Kaisa S ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Lappeenranta, FinlandOh yes, send me boobie pics. Gotta have some material to uh, stare.
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Nikolina ? posted a new topic to Questions
Smoker or nonsmoker?
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Nikolina ? ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Novi Sad, Serbiasmoker (pall mall azuro or amber)
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Janiece U ·
Top 100 Player · PhD Candidate at University of Texas at Dallas in Dallas, TexasLately several laws have been passed re: smoking . . for instance in Dallas, TX - no more smoking in restaurants or bars or other public places. Just recently a large healthcare organization announced they would begin screening employees for nicotine and as of Jan. 1 will not hire anyone who uses tobacco...See more
Baylor Health to Not Hire Tobacco Users | NBC Dallas-Fort Worth
http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Baylor-Health-to-Not-Hire-Tobacco-Users-130373063.htmlAre you a tobacco user? Don't apply at Baylor ... you won't get the job in 2012.
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Kaisa S posted a new topic to Questions
You really can't tell how tall people are from the pictures. And not all of us have met. Sooooo, again a silly little question: How tall are you?
I am 1,74 meters, which would be around 5 feet 8,5 inches.-
Kaisa S ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Lappeenranta, FinlandAny man who is shorter than me or the same height, is in my opinion short for a man. In fact, they're girls to me. Sorry Brad..
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Kaisa S ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Lappeenranta, FinlandBrad, sorry for rubbing you the wrong way. My comment was meant to be funny. Hey thanks for calling me a racist, first time for everything! Maybe next time you'll call me a dumb fuck.
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Donna G posted a new topic to Questions
Beach or mountains?
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John F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Bradley Beach, New JerseyBeautiful LAB
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Kaisa S ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Lappeenranta, FinlandKaisa Siitonen I burn immediately in the sun, I must be a vampire. Also, people on the beach would think I'm a beached whale and they'd call Greenpeace to push me back to the ocean. Sooooo, I'd love to go to the mountains. The mountains we've got here aren't really mountains I think. Never seen the one's...See more
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Donna G posted a new topic to Questions
Brrrr, it's chilly here in NC this morning and definitely feels like fall is in the air. It's my favorite season! What's yours and why?
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Donna G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Sandoz Nutrition (Account Manager) in Cary, North CarolinaThis is where geography is a huge factor. The falls are long in NC and the winters short. I love the south!
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Robinson B · Works at Bachelorette Baguette: Erotic Bakery & Escrow Services in Seattle, Washington
I find contrasting bleaknesses in Summer & Winter. Spring & Autumn are livelier, & Spring is more the embodiment of "beginnings." But, this is only in the growing-cycle & I am a city-boy (this time around.) So, Autumn (when the school year begins) is what I have come to experience as the season of newness....See more
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Donna G posted a new topic to Questions
Can heterosexual men and women be purely platonic friends?
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Nikolina ? ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Novi Sad, Serbia@chris - hahaahhaha, this is what math does to people. i made a joke last night while with my friends. and no-one laughed but me. i know how u feel dear...... :)
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Donna G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Sandoz Nutrition (Account Manager) in Cary, North CarolinaAsh to ash (Ash to ash), dust to dust (Dust to dust)
Fade to black (Fade to black), the memories remain, yeah
To this faded Prima Donna
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Donna G posted a new topic to Questions
If you had to choose your last meal on earth, what would it be?
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James H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Regional Consultant at Box Top Advertising Inc. in Sound Beach, New YorkIn and Out: Double Double with animal style fries
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, Illinoishttp://grooveshark.com/s/Last+Meal/2Wu69H?src=5
Last Meal by Asleep at the Wheel/Huey Lewis on The Very Best of Asleep at the Wheel Since 1970 | Grooveshark - Listen to Free Music Online - Internet Radio - Free MP3 Streaming
http://grooveshark.com/s/Last+Meal/2Wu69H?src=5Listen to Last Meal by Asleep at the Wheel/Huey Lewis on The Very Best of Asleep at the Wheel Since 1970
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Natasha F posted a new topic to Questions
Hey guys, I'd like to know your best date ever... Did you arrange it? What made it the best? Was it romantic, hilarious, etc.? Details! Please share!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaOkay Natasha, I can't imagine that you haven't been asked. You must of been locked in the basement on your free time.
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Natasha F · From Towson, Maryland
Ski: Haha. Asked? Nah, any shred of good looks I might offer is totally masked by my awful personality...it's preeetty bad. So, ya know.
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Dina D posted a new topic to Questions
What is your happiest childhood memory? What makes it so special?
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Nikolina ? ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Novi Sad, Serbia@cyn - damn right!!! :)))))
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkMy happiest childhood memory.....hmmmm....
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Dina D posted a new topic to Questions
Would you break the law to save a loved one?
For me it would depend on who the loved one is and how bad I would be breaking the law. If someone hurt my children I may be inclined to do them serious bodily harm, or more.....
I would probably steal food to feed my kids if I had too also.
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Kaisa S posted a new topic to Questions
Most of us have several given names. What's yours?
I have three! Ida Kaisa Amanda. Because of the order of my names, I get to often correct my name in different places.-
Claire N ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Auckland, New ZealandClaire Derrall Nevans (was Spicer - wish I'd kept it, no disrespect to him indoors)
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Laurie B ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Paradise, CaliforniaLaurie Anne Macdonald Baker. Named after the Scottish song Annie Laurie. I always have to spell out Macdonald with a small d. Usually go by just Laurie.
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Dina D posted a new topic to Questions
In the movie "City Slickers", Billy Crystal & Co discuss what ice cream flavor they would be & why - I loved when one of the ice cream pros corrected a person and said they were sooooo "Rum Raisin" - I am paraphrasing and may have my facts askew.....but if you were an ice cream flavor what would you be and why?
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Donna G posted a new topic to Questions
What are you listening to, right now?
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Donna G posted a new topic to Questions
Have you met the love of your life? If yes, name him/her (first name is adequate) and share with us why. Maybe we can all learn from your experience!
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Jessica S ·
Molecularly Awesome · Wizard at Art House Co-op in Brooklyn, New YorkThis should be a topic under the 'Questions' game, not it's own game
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Donna G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Sandoz Nutrition (Account Manager) in Cary, North CarolinaJessica, clearly I am not good at this! Help me out here! Can you re-direct it? or does it just go in the toilet?
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Brad R posted a new topic to Questions
If you had to move to another location in the United States tomorrow, where would you move and why?
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Donna G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Sandoz Nutrition (Account Manager) in Cary, North Carolinathere is nothing like the great state of Maine.
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Donna G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Sandoz Nutrition (Account Manager) in Cary, North Carolinahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCZ8ZtiQGnQ
James Taylor - A Little More Time With You - YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCZ8ZtiQGnQA Little More Time With You Gotta watchdog watching me Watching me packing my bags He knows I'm leaving town I can see that it's a drag Why leave the life I ...
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Eric F posted a new topic to Questions
Here's a game I've been wanting to try for a while: "Questions." Just answer the question with a good story!
What's your favorite food and why?-
Vera B · Education Technology Researcher at University College Maastricht in Maastricht, Netherlands
Oh, cool game! Well, for me it has to be pasta. Specifically with my mom's homemade tomato sauce. I think the reason why I like it to this day and always will is because of all the memories that are served with this dish: Coming home from school at 1PM (which already is awesome), usually very hungry...See more
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Dave B ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at AT&T (Lead Advertising Manager) in Atlanta, GeorgiaAbout 12 years ago, I was in Costa Rica on my first international trip. We spent the day off-shore fishing and someone reeled in a a sizable tuna. The first mate instantly sliced it open, worked quickly and set out a plate with the freshest sashimi I've ever had. There was a little soy sauce for dipping,...See more
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Vincent M ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Jersey City, New Jersey
Why did a man staple his dick to his balls? SINCE HE COULDN'T LICK 'EM, HE JOINED 'EM.
2 weeks ago · 1 person