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I tried calling you last night. I'm assuming you were...
e.g. C O M H P A N
- No more votes.Chris M
mostly haiku poetry
- No more votes.Pamela H
Concentrating on my heartfelt proposal all night
- No more votes.David D
Camping on Mount Hood, phoneless and nonchalant
- No more votes.Jack P
coordinating oneupme meetups, having parties and nonsense
- No more votes.Amy A
Collaborating on musical hits, producing another number
- No more votes.Karl H
coughing out mucus, high-fevered, pain-ridden and nauseous.
- No more votes.Jim B
crying over my hastily penned adultery notification.
- No more votes.Alexandra L
checking out Mexican hardcore porn all night
- No more votes.John F
Checking our Mediterranean honeymoon plans. Any news?
- No more votes.Charlene A
crying over migraines having pain and nausea?
- No more votes.Brian P
carrying out my heinous plan as noted.
- No more votes.Anne L
chewing out Mom's homely poodle about nipping
- No more votes.Shirley M
completing our math homework; please acknowledge now
- No more votes.Wuzzie F
chewing on munchies, high probably all night
- No more votes.Jeff J
cheating on me, honest people are nicer
- No more votes.Natasha O
chomping on Mallomars, having Pabst, and naked.
- No more votes.Marillyn H
Calling on my husband playing a nurse
- No more votes.Vincent M
comatose on meth, heroin, peyote and Nembutal
- No more votes.Joe C
Comfortably occupied making husband perform all night
- No more votes.Debra Y
Crocheting or making hand painted, artsy neckties
- No more votes.JoAnna S
choking on mary's hair pie around nine
- No more votes.Carol F
Checking out my Harry Potter anthology, naturally!
- No more votes.Melinda S
cavorting outside malls, hornily pointing at nipples
- No more votes.Bonnie S
Cruising on Main, hopping prostitutes and nymphomaniacs
- No more votes.Paul R
Choking on my husbands privates. Adieu, Nympho!
- No more votes.Hilary G
campaigning on Mitt's housing plan all night
- No more votes.Ed H
Comatose, overdosed. Maybe had pinot and narcotics?
- No more votes.Marc K
captured on Madagascar, having photographed a native
- No more votes.Carrie K
cutting off miserable husband's penis; adulterous Neanderthal!
- No more votes.Jeremy H
crying over my hot pants and negligee
- No more votes.Vickie R
canoodling outside. My hysterical parents are naive creatures.
- No more votes.Laurie B
Charming old maids, hosting potluck and nightcaps.
- No more votes.Wayne T
calling on my home phone all night
- No more votes.Michael B
Coiffing Out MULLET Hair, Primping All Night
- No more votes.Julie S
counting our many hours painfully arguing nothingness
- No more votes.Erin R
Cultivating our marijuana harvest, poaching animals nervously.
- No more votes.Dobie F
cleaning our mutual hallway,polishing all night
- No more votes.Martha M
Chasing old men hanky panking absolutely naked
- No more votes.Julie A
cleaning out my hamper, putting away neckties
- No more votes.Mary W
collecting odd memorabilia- hunting priceless, antique nautiluses.
- No more votes.Jeff D
Cooling out, making high-balls, partying and nonchalant.
- No more votes.Chris W
carving out multiple Halloween pumpkins and necromancing
- No more votes.Shannon J
Cleared of mono, hoping paramours are nearby.
- No more votes.Jill M
combing out matted hair precariously avoiding nits
- No more votes.Robin K
Choking over my hemorrhoid photo, anal nutjob!
- No more votes.Conor D
Castrating other men. How painful and narcissistic!
- No more votes.Faye E
cooking or mashing hot potatoes around nine?
- No more votes.Elizabeth A
camping outside my house presenting another nuisance .
- No more votes.Carl N
crashing. Old man Hefner performing a nooner?
- No more votes.Sylvia P
coming over maybe having planned another night
- No more votes.Jack S
Coming, oh my! harder please, again, nice!
- No more votes.Julie S
Comatose! Obviously my horny phoning annoyed neighbors
- No more votes.Ronan D
Calling our mate Harry Parker about narcotics
- No more votes.Graham N
Coming over my hot photographs - all nudes.
- No more votes.Jeffrey F
composing oratorios, mysteriously having penises as narrators?
- No more votes.Dina D
Canoeing on Mississippi, hastily paddling and negotiating
- No more votes.Ginny K
Courting Oprah, making heroic plans and negotiations
- No more votes.John C
Completely Occupied Making "Harry Potter" Almond Niangao
- No more votes.Donna G
copulating on my heinous papasan and naked.
- No more votes.Deb K
carousing on Mike's hipster patio and naugahyde
- No more votes.Brian L
completing our movie: Harry Potter and Nihilism.
- No more votes.Michael S
canvassing on Mulberry, hoping pennies accrued naturally.
- No more votes.Anne A
Captured on Melstic Hyblard planet and neutralized.
- No more votes.Carolyn S
Calling old mousy Harry Potter, abdicating nothing
- No more votes.Deborah A
cussing out my hot potato and nookie
- No more votes.Tom S
Counting on my help pimping a nun
- No more votes.Christopher H
Coming Over My House Parading Airy Nighties!
- No more votes.Nikolina ?
Cracked out midst highway pylons and numbers