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Last night when you were sleep walking, you totally...
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- No more votes.Jeff J
showed your boobs to my cousins
- No more votes.Jim B
squished your breasts together, moaning "cleeeeevaaaaaggge".
- No more votes.Chris W
shook your booty to Motley Crue
- No more votes.Charlene A
sold your Benz to my chauffeur.
- No more votes.Wayne T
Started yodeling ballads to my cat.
- No more votes.Alex R
sucked your big toe mighty creepily.
- No more votes.Brian P
sang "Yellow Bird" to my cat
- No more votes.Jeremy H
showed your butt to my children
- No more votes.Carolyn S
Sounded your bugle twice, making chaos
- No more votes.David D
Strummed your banjo, then made cornbread
- No more votes.Conor D
Sexted your brother. That might confuse.
- No more votes.Lynn E
Showed your butt to my cockapoo.
- No more votes.Iram C
Sold your bicycle to my cousin.
- No more votes.JoAnna S
sewed your bra to my crotch
- No more votes.Donna G
straddled your bedpost thinking maybe cowboy?
- No more votes.Pamela H
Screamed you're Blackbeard, taking me captive!
- No more votes.John F
sang your ballads to my children
- No more votes.Marillyn H
slammed your butt through my cake
- No more votes.Karl H
shook your booty terrorizing my cousin
- No more votes.Hilary G
scarfed your baked tamales, munching crazily
- No more votes.Ed H
sailed your boat to Maine's coast
- No more votes.Chris M
sold your blood to medical clinics
- No more votes.Jack P
stole your brother's Tambourine Man cassette.
- No more votes.Debra Y
Shat your bed, then masturbated cautiously
- No more votes.Erin R
Screamed "YOU BASTARD! TICKLE MY CLITORIS"
- No more votes.Melinda S
sauteed yams, baked taters, masticated chicken
- No more votes.Jill M
scared yourself by the mirrored closet
- No more votes.Julie S
slammed your butt trashing my crapper
- No more votes.Adam C
Soiled your bathrobe touching my chicken.
- No more votes.Joe C
Spilled yogurt by the medicine chest
- No more votes.Julie S
snuggled your blanky then manhandled cat
- No more votes.Carrie K
sh*t your britches, to my chagrin
- No more votes.Jeff D
Soiled yourself, burning the mattress conveniently.
- No more votes.Deb K
Streaked. You bolted toward Montgomery County.
- No more votes.Kathy R
soldered your bedpost to my couch
- No more votes.Alan F
stubbed your big toe my child
- No more votes.Michael S
signed Yankees baseballs to many children
- No more votes.Brent S
Stuck your balls to my chin
- No more votes.Julie A
stripped your body, tantalizing my crotch
- No more votes.Martha M
Skipped," YOO-hooed", burped then mimicked chimps!
- No more votes.Anne L
shouted "You Bastard!", then "Mea Culpa!"
- No more votes.Mary W
swirled your boobs, to my chagrin!
- No more votes.Jim H
Said, you better taste my cheerios
- No more votes.Tom S
- No more votes.Faye E
scrubbed your bathroom? Too much caffeine!
- No more votes.Nikolina ?
Swayed your booty toward my crotch
- No more votes.Jeffrey F
shimmied your balls toward my coccyx
- No more votes.Blanca W
screwed your bicycle to my cablebox
- No more votes.Robin K
Stepped yonder by the moons cresent
- No more votes.Nanci T
Shined your boots, The Marine Corps
- No more votes.Dina D
Screwed your boyfriend's tennis mate Charles!
- No more votes.Deena N
Slipped your ball toward my court
- No more votes.Laurie B
started yawning before tasting my cheesecake
- No more votes.Shirley M
summarized your biology thesis, mastering challenges
- No more votes.Natasha O
started yodeling Buffalo Tom music. Cool.
- No more votes.Jamie B
shot your boyfriend twice my child.
- No more votes.Dallas L
See you bitches tomorrow morning...Cheers!
- No more votes.P.F. B
stuffed your belly to massive copiousness
- No more votes.Vickie R
stuffed your bunny, too many carrots!
- No more votes.Sharon W
stopped bellyaching then made coffee .
- No more votes.Christopher H
Slapped Your Brother! That's Mighty Comical!
- No more votes.Grant S
Smoked your blunt! The Marijuana cigar?!
- No more votes.John C
Serenaded Your Boyfriend, "The Madonna Collection"
- No more votes.Anne A
Sang you better try my cookies.
- No more votes.Ronan D
Sold your blue toga,mighty Caesar!
- No more votes.Ho Bin C
started yelling badly through many caves