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I wouldn't marry you even if you were the only man who ...
e.g. W A T B F A W
- No more votes.Joe C
Would agree to be faithful after wedlock
- No more votes.David D
Wore a tuxedo, brought flowers, and wept
- No more votes.Kathy R
would accept this bitchy female as wonderful
- No more votes.Jeremy H
wanted a total bitch for a wife.
- No more votes.Jim B
was attracted to back fat and wrinkles!
- No more votes.Chris W
would attend the ballet for Arts Week
- No more votes.Jill M
won a tennis battle fought at Wimbledon
- No more votes.Anne L
would always take Buster for a walk
- No more votes.Hilary G
worried about "The Bachelor" finding a wife
- No more votes.Chris M
washes a toilet bowl for a woman
- No more votes.John F
would accept the basic facts about women
- No more votes.Alan F
was available to buy flowers and wine
- No more votes.Carl N
was a teddy bear: fuzzy and wuzzy
- No more votes.Debra Y
Withdrew a trillion bucks for a wedding
- No more votes.Debbie F
walked across the beach flexing abs wickedly
- No more votes.Michael V
worked at Taco Bell for a wage
- No more votes.Brent S
Wore a tiny bikini for a week
- No more votes.Brian P
wrote about the beauty found around words
- No more votes.Pamela H
Was alive. Temperamental bastard, find another wife.
- No more votes.Wayne T
Wants a truly beautiful female and wife
- No more votes.Anne A
Waved at tiny bunnies from a wagon.
- No more votes.Julie S
was attracted to bodacious, fun, adorable women
- No more votes.Adam C
Wanted a tater bar fer are wedding
- No more votes.Marillyn H
wrestled a tiger becoming famous and winning
- No more votes.Ed H
waxed a total brazilian for a woman
- No more votes.Sara C
was a tad bit fat and wealthy!
- No more votes.Shirley M
won a tremendously big, fat, amazing windfall
- No more votes.Karl H
wore all the Batman Forever accessories wistfully
- No more votes.Bonnie S
won a thousand bucks from a wager
- No more votes.Jeff J
wanted A's, tiny boobs for all women
- No more votes.Nikolina ?
wears a toga between friday and wednesday
- No more votes.Andreas K
would adopt ten babies from another woman
- No more votes.Jeffrey F
would amuse the beaver for a week
- No more votes.Melinda S
Wanted a totally bootylicious freak as wife
- No more votes.Jack P
wrote a treaty belatedly finishing all war
- No more votes.Lynn E
Walked a tiger back from a wake.
- No more votes.Charlene A
would attend that birthday for Adam West.
- No more votes.Donna G
walked and talked. Basically, forget about women!
- No more votes.Michael S
was attractive to bears facing a window
- No more votes.Conor D
Was able to blow farts at waitresses.
- No more votes.Grant S
Was able to butt f**k a whale
- No more votes.Marc K
waged a triumphant battle for androgenous women
- No more votes.Vickie R
wrote amazing Twilight/Buffy fan-fiction about werewolves
- No more votes.P.F. B
would always tongue-bathe felines at work
- No more votes.Jeff D
Westernize all Tibetan brotherhood favoring Andy Warhol.
- No more votes.Angel E
Were advancing Tiffany baubles, Fred. Away, weasel!
- No more votes.John C
Was Asexual, Then Became Formerly A Woman
- No more votes.Natasha O
walked across the burning f*cking apocalyptic world
- No more votes.Carol F
was always the best f***** around. Winning!
- No more votes.Laurie B
Willingly and tenaciously begged for adequate wages
- No more votes.Peggy H
Walked around teaching boys fighting and wrestling
- No more votes.Carolyn S
was amiable towards being fully attending wishes
- No more votes.Deb K
wore all titanium, bilked fortunes and wassailed.
- No more votes.Tom S
Waltzed around the Bay Ferry all wobbly
- No more votes.Faye E
was alive: the best feminists are women!
- No more votes.Ronan D
waited after the big fight about war