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You know it's time to switch to decaf when you...
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- No more votes.Debra Y
Perform aerial flips while asking baristas, "How much?"
- No more votes.John F
pull a firearm when a bug hits me
- No more votes.Grant S
Prepare A Frappachino With Amphetamine Bolstered Hot Milk
- No more votes.Wayne T
punch a friend with a back hand motion
- No more votes.Jill M
palpitate and feel weak after brewing hot mocha
- No more votes.Jim B
Push a feeble woman aside buying hot macchiatoes
- No more votes.Debbie F
pick a fight with a big hairy monster
- No more votes.Elena N
pace and fidget while anxiously brewing hot macchiato.
- No more votes.Melinda S
perform a flagellation when all barristas halt machines
- No more votes.Erin R
Percolate and foam when around big hot macchiatos
- No more votes.Kathy R
panic at fixing waffles and begin having migranes
- No more votes.Kate D
percolate Arabica from Wamena and become helplessly manic
- No more votes.Marillyn H
Panic and flee watching another boring horror movie
- No more votes.Karl H
punch a freelance writer advocating British holistic medicine
- No more votes.Laurie B
perpetually attend functions with addictively brewed headache medicine
- No more votes.Donna G
palpitate and fibrillate withering arteries, blasting heart muscle.
- No more votes.Conor D
Picture a fabulous wife and being happily married
- No more votes.Hilary G
pack away forty wieners and begin humping machinery
- No more votes.Chris W
punch abusive fruit. Why are bananas habitually mean?
- No more votes.Jeff J
Poop alot, freaking weird allergies boast horrible metabolism
- No more votes.Julie S
pass a firetruck while attempting basic hour marathon
- No more votes.Natasha O
purposely act flamboyant while asking bums, "Hit me?"
- No more votes.Carl N
pirouette and fandango with a barenaked Heidi Montag
- No more votes.Esther H
Present annoying facts when asinine boss has meeting
- No more votes.Deb K
practice Aramaic forensics while also boiling hydrogen molecules
- No more votes.John C
Pertinaciously Address Fancy Women At Bars, "Hi, Marryme!?"
- No more votes.Pamela H
Paced around fully watchful after being horribly maniacal.
- No more votes.Carrie K
Pace and fidget while awaiting Balinese holistic massage
- No more votes.Jeremy H
plow a field without a big horse, man
- No more votes.Melissa G
prefer awakening first with a big "Hello, morning!"
- No more votes.Mary W
pounce at frightened wallabies and berate hibernating marsupials
- No more votes.Christopher H
Perform Arias Freely Without Accompaniment, Becoming High Maintenance..
- No more votes.Paul R
publish a frightful writ: "A Barista Hostage Manifesto"
- No more votes.Tarol S
Palpitate and fluster with adrenalin before homely mailmen
- No more votes.Carol F
pant and fidget while always being heavily medicated
- No more votes.Brian P
post about feeling whimsical and being Harlequin's muse.
- No more votes.Sylvia P
pace around from worrying about bringing home money
- No more votes.Faye E
Push away friends with a bitchy harpy’s mouth
- No more votes.Nanci T
Parading around feeling wonderful and brewing hot machiato's
- No more votes.JoAnna S
palpitate around feisty women and bring home men
- No more votes.Jack P
Planned a fantastic wedding at breakfast, honeymoon mentioned.
- No more votes.Anne L
pass a fart while aggressively bouncing her melons
- No more votes.Sharon W
Pace and fall wearing a beating heart monitor
- No more votes.Sarah M
Personally argue for watching a barista's home movies
- No more votes.Harsh K
purchase a Ferrari with a big hairy mongoose.
- No more votes.Anne A
Prance around frantically with a belligerent hamster, Murry.
- No more votes.Nora S
Pee and fart with a bitter, hamster-ish musk.
- No more votes.Peggy H
punch any fat woman and bash her machine
- No more votes.Ronan D
puke and fall while actually basically having mocha
- No more votes.Ed H
parade all fecund women around bellowing "hella menstrual!"
- No more votes.Joseph D
Push another finger with a boisterous hot mouth!
- No more votes.Angela C
panic about flying whales above Boston Harbor marathons
- No more votes.Dina D
Panic and flash white ass by Houdini Museum