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She's like a vacuum cleaner...
e.g. Usually has the dirt on people
- No more votes.Linda B
created a different kind of buzz on the red carpet
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Anna H · Business Manager-Dept of Surgery at The Ottawa Hospital - L'Hôpital d'Ottawa from Ottawa, Ontario
Very clever Linda!
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandWOW!!!!
- No more votes.Caroline F
comes with a lot of attachments
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Nikolina ? ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Novi Sad, Serbianice!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaReally, and trying to figure them out is maddening!!
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Maria N ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Keeping it Real in Chandler, ArizonaGood one!
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- No more votes.Brad R
I think swallowing pennies is what killed her
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandHA!
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinlove your post AND your comments!
- No more votes.Christopher L
She works under the table
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Christopher!
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandReally good!
- No more votes.Peter U
scared the heck out of my dog
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, Californiaand my cat stalked her for it :)
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Kingwood, TexasMine, too! Good, Peter.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaChasing the dog around the living room with the vacuum cleaner........priceless!
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- No more votes.Janine F
Her track marks let me know where she had been
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaVery nice Janine!
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Maxine R ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Los Angeles, CaliforniaA long time ago I knew someone whose vacuum was broken, but she used to push it around anyway because she liked those track marks:-)
- No more votes.Danielle L
Everyone in the house knows when I turn her on
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Anne L ·
Top 100 Player · Application Analyst, IT at IDEXX Laboratories in Gorham, MaineGood one!
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaThin walls and creaky springs can sure ruin a mood!!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaWonderful Danielle!
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- No more votes.Alison M
I got her into this mess
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Chris W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · President at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, ArkansasGreat!
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandNice..
- No more votes.Mark S
most guys don't know how to handle her
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Margaret H ·
Top 100 Player · From Dixon, Illinoissadly
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaAmazing we can drive a car but not a vacuum!
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- No more votes.Claudia Chalom B
I wish my husband would take her out for a spin
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaShane, you got us nailed, all right!!
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Nikolina ? ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Novi Sad, Serbiathe boyfriend is fine :)))) i adore him
but shane I love your post soooo much! loooool!!!
i actually told my mom to buy me that one because i have this cleaning mania. i am wiser person now. and i don't own a tv - havent watch tv for more than 10 years
- No more votes.Nina C
Everyone knows she inhales
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaHaha, funny one Nina!
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandLove it!
- No more votes.Daniel O
she lets everybody push her around
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Daniel!
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, Marylandif only
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- No more votes.Kevin R
I got a toy stuck in her once
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Tom S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Syracuse, New YorkIt's all fun and games until somebody gets poked in the eye.
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandStupid little army men!
- No more votes.Anne M
full of true grit
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Anne!
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, Maryland:)
- No more votes.Julie A
I kept banging her in the corner
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Nikolina ? ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Novi Sad, SerbiaLOL again!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaHaha, good plan so she can't get away!!
- No more votes.Phil G
Searched all over for her and then .....Eureka!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaSo clever, Phil
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Kingwood, Texas:::one of my favs, Phil:::
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- No more votes.Carrie K
She picked up a dirt ball when I took her out
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisSounds like a clod.
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandHahaha!
- No more votes.Jeffrey F
won't accept a screw
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Nikolina ? ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Novi Sad, Serbiaanother flood! it figures :)))
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaJeffery, if you try, she makes a really loud peircing noise!
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- No more votes.Chris M
putting my penis inside her was a huge mistake
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Tom S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Syracuse, New YorkMan...if I had a nickel...
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Nikolina ? ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Novi Sad, SerbiaI don't know what i like the most - his post or your comments!!!!
one thing that bothers me - I am the only girl here!!
- No more votes.Joe C
Pulls the rug right out in front of me
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahahaha, what a jokester :)
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Kate D ·
Top 100 Player · Owner at Morphose Mountain Retreat in Puntarenas, Costa RicaYou again?! :)
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Joe!
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- No more votes.Emma B
Wish I knew what's got into her
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaOr not!!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaDon't want to know!!
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- No more votes.Deena N
She sucks it up and moves on
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Chris M ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganExcellent!
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaMy kind of girl, Deena! :-))
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Deena!
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- No more votes.Gina H
Dyson had a Ball with her
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaI just got mine and love it! :)
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinnice post gina
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Gina H · Owner of Velvet Green Creations at Business Owner in Newberry, Michigan
Thanks guys!!
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- No more votes.Kimberly W
Got caught in a pile up
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Laurie B ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Paradise, Californiagood one!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaOuch!!! :)
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaHaha, I hate when that happens!
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- No more votes.Lynn W
She's got a brand new bag.
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandLike Papa
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandDamn. Steve beat me to it
- No more votes.Josie B
Her lovers usually end up in the Emergency Room
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Debra Y ·
Top 100 Player · Sr. PR Exec & Social Media Manager at Schubert Communications, Inc. from Downingtown, PennsylvaniaOMG. Ha ha!
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Nikolina ? ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Novi Sad, Serbiagood god! lol
- No more votes.Steve J
When things got hairy, she sucked it up
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Steve, and she was all choked up over it too!
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandNice, Steve!
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- No more votes.Bob S
The dirt will fly when she comes out of the closet
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThat it will!!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Bob!
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- No more votes.Conor D
I had to turn her on before she would clean.
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Pasquale S · Vice President at Halstead Property LLC in Manhattan, New York
nice!
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisWomen.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaHaha, my friend had a house keeper like that!! She never did get much house cleaning done when he was around, even though she sucked like a champ!!
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- No more votes.Kimberly B
More productive when she's well-adjusted
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahahaha, like this Kimberly :)
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Kimberly!
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, MarylandThis is so good!
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- No more votes.Shane K
whines constantly while being used
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Nikolina ? ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Novi Sad, Serbiahi shane!
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaShane, that's just funny. I hated it when my kids did too.
- No more votes.Nikolina ?
she's hooked on a pipe
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Mary W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Mar 26, 2011Funny!
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Kimberly W ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, Floridalove it
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- No more votes.Alex R
Easy to turn on but hard to keep quiet.
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Nikolina ? ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Novi Sad, Serbialol
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Alex!
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- No more votes.Pamela H
Found she had lots of strings attached to her
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Chris M ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, MichiganNice!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaYikes, you should of given her the once over. ;)
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaReally, I had to cut her to clear up the tangled mess!
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- No more votes.Hilary G
totally upstanding
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Marillyn H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaVery good
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaWhat a good girl :o)
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- No more votes.David D
When she gets going all conversation stops
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Pasquale S · Vice President at Halstead Property LLC in Manhattan, New York
and my cat runs to hide! LOL
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Debra Y ·
Top 100 Player · Sr. PR Exec & Social Media Manager at Schubert Communications, Inc. from Downingtown, PennsylvaniaExcept for my birds, who squawk to compete with her.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaMouthy one, she is!
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- No more votes.Laurie B
made a daily appearance at the beach house
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Karen F ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Weston, FloridaHi Laurie Anne! Wish I could :o)
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Steve J ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at indelible ink in New York, New Yorkhellooo
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaNice one Laurie, although she's supposed to be on vacation too you know!
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- No more votes.Terri C
I really hate using her
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaAgree!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaReally, especially during the football game!!
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- No more votes.Kimberly G
she's got pull in low places
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaTerrific, Kimberly! Good laugh!!
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Holly Z ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Grain & Grass Recycling from Atlanta, GeorgiaHaha, love this
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisDeep down clean. Nicely done.
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- No more votes.Brent S
she used to go door to door turning tricks
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaLOVE IT!!!! (Good morning , Brent)
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Brent S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Paris, TennesseeMorning! So good to see you early!
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- No more votes.
- No more votes.Steven D
Does the Roomba
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Liz B ·
Top 100 Player · Nutrition Educator at Kaiser Permanente in Palmdale, CaliforniaAll those twists and turns!
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, Marylandcute!
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- No more votes.Ed H
The old bag sucks less as time goes on
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisSounds like a new pillow needlepoint project.
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaTo bad Ed, that sucks!
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinthat goes for all of us
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- No more votes.Kaisa S
my junk was too big for her
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Natasha O ·
Top 100 Player · Senior Copywriter at Connelly Partners in Boston, MassachusettsOh really?!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaHaha, you're not supposed to leave it laying around on the floor, what if someone stepped on it? Ouch!!
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- No more votes.Mel K
Has trouble maintaining lasting attachments
- No more votes.Peggy H
no longer needed, we got a dog!
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Nikolina ? ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Novi Sad, Serbiaand Ihave the arch nemesis of vacuum cleaner - RODENTS AND A BIRD!
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaThanks to each one of your votes. Love this game!
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- No more votes.Carol F
I prefer her when she's upright....
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaHahahaha Opposed to being on all fours? :p
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Carol F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Chocolatier at Carols Creative Chocolatez LLCYeah, Ski...you know....better than doggie position...hahahhaha.....thanks for the votes!
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaHaha, nice one Carol, it gets an upright thumb!
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Helder N ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chandler, Arizona
Thanks all.
4 months agoMel only after I take a shower at the gym.
Danielle L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Loan Accountant at FCSSW in Casa Grande, Arizona
Great win, Helder!
4 months ago