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He's like WalMart...
e.g. big and cheap
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he means a great deal to us
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Vikki P ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · I drop knowledge on your ass at Troy Montgomery in Opelika, Alabamasad but true.
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Mike K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Krambeck Photography (Photographer) in Louisville, NebraskaWell done, Christopher@
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Maria N ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Keeping it Real in Chandler, ArizonaNice!
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- No more votes.John F
He hired some people to check you out
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, California:)
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaThat's freaking hilarious, John!
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I usually go shopping when he has a promotion.
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Laurie B ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Paradise, Californiagreat!
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaWow so good Ma Li :)
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Ma Li!
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- No more votes.Joel M
I gave him the business.
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Worked at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaNice, Joel
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Alison M ·
Top 10 Elite · Chief Household Officer at Miller Enterprises in Dallas, TexasI bet you did.
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Julie A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Account Executive at Arkansas Office Products in Little Rock, ArkansasYeah, alright.
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He took off while I was going down the aisle
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Neal G ·
Top 10 Elite · Works at Zimmerman Advertising in Chappaqua, New YorkSounds like a good deal to me.
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaRollbacks, gotta love 'em!
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Kelly S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Joined Feb 20, 2011Bastard!
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- No more votes.Marillyn H
Has everything I could possibly want
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaGood one Marillyn!
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thinks my town is too small for him
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Laurie B ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Paradise, Californiathey are trying in to put one in here in our small town!
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Maria N ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Keeping it Real in Chandler, ArizonaNice!
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Kimberly W ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaLOL, good one
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- No more votes.Laird M
Conceived in Arkansas
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, Maryland:)
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Chris W ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · President at Martin Instruments & Supplies in Little Rock, ArkansasGreat!
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After the big birthday he got many happy returns.
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, Maryland:)
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- No more votes.Chris W
he's too busy for me
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Traci L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Wine Sales at Mosaic Wine Alliance in San Clemente, CaliforniaI agree.
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Hilary G ·
Top 100 Player · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, CaliforniaGreat Chris!
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Alison M ·
Top 10 Elite · Chief Household Officer at Miller Enterprises in Dallas, TexasHis loss, sister.
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- No more votes.Katie P
he got sued for discrimination
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Marillyn H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Tulsa, OklahomaNice
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Carolyn M ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Stay at Home Golfer in Greensburg, Pennsylvanianice to see you Katie!
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- No more votes.Maxine R
The bully that kicked the little guys out of town
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Kirsten B ·
Top 100 Player · Works at St John Ambulance Australia in Pyrmont, New South Wales, AustraliaGreat one Maxine. :-)
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaWay to go Maxine!
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Hilary G ·
Top 100 Player · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, CaliforniaYes!
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prefers to buy products made in China
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Jeff J ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Owner at Johnson's Chickens Incorporated in Caro, Michiganp.s. I hate Wal Mart, yeah they bring in jobs with enough hours to not pay you insurance and help close down the good ole local business, I'd rather pay more at the local hardward then make some china fuck rich!
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Laurie F ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at School District (Para III) in Jefferson, Wisconsinditto-jeff
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- No more votes.Bob C
He let me to park myself in front of him all night
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Dina D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · From Howard Beach, New YorkFix the wording - you'll get more votes
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Ski Z ·
Top 100 Player · Journeyman at Millwright Local 1607 in Pomona, CaliforniaYes Bob, in my head I read it right. Dina's right! :)
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Shane K ·
Top 100 Player · Metalworking Account Executive at MSC Industrial Supply in McKean, PennsylvaniaYeah, me too!
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- No more votes.Chris M
he has everything I need
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Greg O ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Austin, Texasbut what about what you want?
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Chris M ·
Top 100 Player · Works at Legal Assistant in Muskegon, Michiganthat's where he falls short...
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Kimberly W ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Orlando, FloridaGreat post Chris
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- No more votes.June K
I absolutely refuse to go there with him
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Peggy H ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at Plays OneUpMe with a lot of flavor from Los Alamitos, CaliforniaBut there's no Trader Joe's! :-(
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Brian B ·
A Powerful Force · Worked at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, GeorgiaMe too.
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June K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Kingwood, TexasEven if he might be *good in bed*, right Laura? Yes Peggy, but some things cannot be replaced :)
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He's shown his share of butt cracks
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Kimberly G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Adolfos italian restaurant (Owner) in Ocean City, Maryland:p
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Mike K ·
Top 100 Player · Worked at Krambeck Photography (Photographer) in Louisville, Nebraska
Good one, Traci!
3 months agoBrian B ·
A Powerful Force · Worked at William Word Fine Antiques in Atlanta, Georgia
Great post, Traci
3 months ago