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David D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Burlington, VermontAnyone have any idea what tomorrow's TT subject is about?
("Rejected Campbell'..."
e.g. The dog snarls at you when you offer him a slice") -
Greg O ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Austin, TexasThe starter is: Signs you may have gotten hold of some bad cheese..eg ..your dog snarls at you when you offer him a slice..........the one you all see was posted in error and there is no way for me to correct it right now.
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Melissa G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Medical Editor & Copywriter at Freelance in Brooklyn, New YorkFYI, when researching this topic, I don't suggest googling "dirty things." Well, not at the office, at least.
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Beau S ·
Top 100 Player · He's like a cubicle drone at A Really Big Insurance Company in Marengo, Illinoisbud's = bud is
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Melinda S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in North Volney, New YorkHey, I had 3 whole votes, LOL!!!
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Angela S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Library Assistant at Case Western Reserve University in Cleveland, OhioI swear, by the time I got to Williams's "I wish I could tag JAH" comment... I had a total déjà vu moment. Seriously. #notoke
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Lauren W · Works at CASA of Monmouth County in Marlboro, New Jersey
I know what tomorrow's TT starter is, but I don't get it! Panic is now setting in!
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David D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Burlington, VermontWho's doing TT now? Is it Greg O.?
Gotta say I think this topic is wonderfully original and refreshing:
Trending Topics: Seldomly used Hyphenated words
(Standing ovation, Greg. Even if it's only one guy, namely me.) -
Benjamin S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Help Desk Support Specialist at Seneca Insurance Company in New York, New YorkThis entire topic should be printed out and put in a time capsule.
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Lauren W · Works at CASA of Monmouth County in Marlboro, New Jersey
What's the TT starter today? Still can't see it!
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Vincent M Barbies that no one wants to see...
Yeah, I'd do her:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/real-life-barbie-heats-internet-a-hoax-article-1.1066314
'Real-life Barbie' heats up the Internet - but is she a hoax? - NY Daily News
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/real-life-barbie-heats-internet-a-hoax-article-1.1066314Valeria Lukyanova is a Barbie girl, living in a Barbie world - but does she really exist?
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Julie A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Account Executive at Arkansas Office Products in Little Rock, ArkansasI can't speak for everyone else here, but I don't really think anyone would expect otherwise. I also hope others will join me in thanking your for sharing both your desires and this link with us.
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David D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Burlington, VermontImplants.
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Tim L ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Murphy, North CarolinaTomato's
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Carl N ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Weis Markets in Las Vegas, NevadaAgain, with TT: what's up with the no-enter-box syndrome??
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Julie A ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Account Executive at Arkansas Office Products in Little Rock, ArkansasCan't do it on my phone either. There's just no way to submit it.
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Eric F ·
Fish · World Builder at TownSquared, Inc. in New York, New Yorkoh, i'm sorry. there was a bug on the page that prevented the rest of it from loading, but it should be okay now.
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Jack P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in New York, New YorkWhat's the deal with all the transgender Barbies? Pick on someone your own sex.
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Julie S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Works at queen mutha of her cribI may have to vote on almost every post today~ hilarious! You OUMers rock! I'm already smilin'
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Grant S Bad frozen yogurt ideas...
I don't think people are giving enough thought to HOW bad my froyo idea is!
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Carl N Bad frozen yogurt ideas...
I WAS hungry before I got to this category...WAS...
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Conor D Alternative domain names for OUM...
Oh you used my suggestion! :D
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Greg O ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Austin, TexasAwesome Conor I Liked it a lot ..Thanks
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Ronan D ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Corklol thought that was yours!Mine should be used soon I suspect!
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Dot Cassidy D ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Hyannis, NebraskaDear Mr. O'Donnell,
Dot was unable to post today due to an emergency.
She'll be back tomorrow.
Signed,
The Cat
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Greg O ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Austin, TexasI've decided this week to go with some of the suggestions that came from all of you..I have the list thanks to Julie Marschewski Austin (Thank you Julie)..I just wish I knew who the authors were.. If I'm using your suggestion, please let me know...Thanks
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Steve K Worst time to forget someone's name...
True stories:
1) A friend of mine forgot his date's name the morning after prom.
2) I misspelled my girlfriend's name on the ID bracelet I got her for Christmas. (Sorry Gene/Jean/Jeanne)-
Brian P ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Bothell, WashingtonWhat the heck am I doing here a month later?
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Steve K ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Chicago, IllinoisTell me about it, Brian. Kris, sorry for reopening that womb. Jewly, noted. Donna, I had a boss that referred to my wife as "the incumbent.". Did the priest say, "You may now kiss what's her face?"
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Deena N ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Sitting at Garrett AiResearch in Harare, ZimbabweSaw this comic strip on my nephew's page, and thought it would make a great Hybrid's Topic...
http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/530801_382829155084194_273879369312507_1155089_1225206621_n.jpg
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Melissa G ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Medical Editor & Copywriter at Freelance in Brooklyn, New YorkThanks, Greg, for bringing back TT!
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Harsh K Additional instructions needed on your Ikea furniture...
I know time's waay up, but:
"Step 4,643: In case you find above steps tiring, please call up your nearest store for a ready-made version." -
William B Additional instructions needed on your Ikea furniture...
It is so nice to look through the posts today and know I am not alone in my ineptitude. My wife leaves the house when I start a project.
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Deena N ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Sitting at Garrett AiResearch in Harare, ZimbabweMusic for celebrities: Example: Clooney Tunes
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Hilary G ·
Top 100 Player · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, CaliforniaWhy is Hooker Booker gone? I had it too and thought it was funny :)
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Carl N Rhyming descriptions...
Wow, this could easily be a whole separate game! We used to call it "Hinky pinks."
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Hilary G ·
Top 100 Player · CEO & Founder at Trunkettes, LLC in Los Angeles, CaliforniaHey....who reposted their trending today? I was looking for it and now it's gone :( It was a Thanksgiving one....
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Linda R ·
Top 100 Player · Job at Any Where in Boston, Massachusettshttp://www.flickr.com/photos/passiveaggressive/6120203853/
An artistic phallacy | Flickr - Photo Sharing!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/passiveaggressive/6120203853/www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/09/09/artistic-phallacy Pssst! We're on Twitter! www.twitter.com/panotes And Facebook! www.facebook.com/panotes
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Linda B Things you don't want to discover after a night of drinking...
Where are the grammar police today? TT is full of you're / your violations! The horror .... ;-)
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Carl N Tweets from the aquarium tank...
Sorry. guys, I don't speak Tweetese, so, won't be postin' and won't be votin'.
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Deena N ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Sitting at Garrett AiResearch in Harare, Zimbabweme neither... but I copied the rest... I have gotten a whoppin' 2 votes. (and I really like mine LOL). I usually post too late for any real votes. (that's the excuse I am going with).
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Carol F ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Chocolatier at Carols Creative Chocolatez LLCI am not a tweeter either but I decided to wing it....
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Grant S ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Worked at Stuff and Nonsense (Head Precycler) in Philadelphia, PennsylvaniaHow about these creatures texting? My parents can't do it and they have fingers
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Brian P Six word epitaphs...
I had a couple dead posts I thought were pretty good:
I don't remember seeing Schwarzenneger: Been Terminated. He won't be back.
Machiavelli: A real Prince of a guy. -
Chris M Six word epitaphs...
Wow! I'm really impressed with the epitaphs today. It makes me feel like an uncreative dimwit for my post. I should have put a little more thought into it. Great job people!
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Laurie B ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Paradise, CaliforniaChris, I agree. They were exceptionally funny and creative. I too wanted to improve mine after I read through the others.
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Tony O ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Broker/Realtor at Wilkinson & Associates in Kannapolis, North CarolinaJust read the epitaph posts...excellent!!! Very creative people!
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Claire N ·
Top 100 Player · Lives in Auckland, New Zealand
What a nightmare. Must be all that bad cheese.
2 days ago · 1 personWayne T ·
Elder (Over 100 Rounds) · Lives in Bristol, Tennessee
Isn't sliced soup called Gazpacho?
2 days ago · 1 person